oh shit u guyz. i votid. did u? i was rilly confuzed though cuz i could not find BUSHIEs name on that darn screen?? i paniked. like i could bearely breethe n'at & thank god i has my mommy on speed dial. I called her up and she was like, she sez to me, "sunny u go on and touch where it sez MCCAIN cuz he is the closest thing to our good man BUSHIE out thar. And he ain't no blackie either" so that's what i did, i touched that men's name and my weener kind of sprung up and darn if that SARA PAYLEN aint the HOTTEST broad i seen since that one porno with the dude who can suck his own dickie and fucks hoes with glass bottles. i am hopin that SARA PAYLiN runz for prezzie in 2013. i will votin for her even tho she is a women and that is like, weird, a women runnin for a mens job. then i can be rapin' all the women and those dum bitches will has to buy there own rape kitz, lulz. THAT IS A AMERICA I WOULD LIKE TO BE LIVIN IN!!!
so i come home from votin and i look at my BUSHIE scrap book for awhile, and i think about all the good times he gave our cuntry and how he was always sayin' wordz i did not no cuz i am not as smrt as him, and don't worry i did not FORGET POLAND in my memories, and then i thought about FAYGO and how i wanted to drink some red pop. so then i go to bed thinkin i will wake up and be able to shootin wolfs from the sky n shit BUT NO THAT GODDAM YOUNG DOOD WHO USES SCARY WORDS THAT I DO NOT EVEN THINK IS REAL is eleckted and now i is scarred cuz he is talkin about wanting to CHANGE SHIT UP.
I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE!!!!! in fact, some times i do not even change my soiled underroos after erotic dreams that is how much i do not like change.
this is not kewl u guyz. i am so scared that maybe this might mean the war in irack will be over and is not done pretendin' i am flying fighter jets over the dessert. i used to dream about that shit when i was notr getting no action in the SERVICE.
ARE CUNTRY IS LIKE, SCREWED U GUYS. U CAN ASK SHAWNN HANNNITTEE. HE WILL TELL U LIKE HE BEEN TELLIN ME.
Oooh, beef jerky. ttfn.