OH SHIT U GUYZ my frenz bill and jessiee comed to my house last week on there way back from sow romantical place called the Poke-In-Noze. They brang us FUDGE and I was like oh yummy but then they started talkin bout how swell marrige is and I'm like great now RUby is gonna wanna do that next but I will just told her that poeple in our state can't be getin nuptialized until they join a SWINGERS club duh.
I did not get to say buhbye to them the next day cuz I was at my big boy job. That made me feel sad cuz they think I am sum Faygo hotshot an I think bill some times looks at me in a gay-luv way. I am ok with that, speshully since hot naybor Chris has not been outside much lately.
Anyway I come home that day and there was a NOTE that jessyeee wrote and she even drewed a pickture of me, u guyz! And she writ nice things about my hair and how fantastik it is & I am like, finally. Sumeone sees my hair as a status simbull, just like that hair magazine I stoled from my mommys salon in 1974 said.
I like rilly Like my hair. I like my other hairs to. Maybe I will walk around with no pants on ok.
Today we went to RUBYS mommys house so I could FIX STUFF with my BARE HANDS. ok I used tools but I got to pretend I was a electrician like it was Halloween or some shit.
RuBy tried to belittle me for using a ladderr to fix her mommys light fixture. She goes: real men don't use ladders, and then laffed while her fat face was stuffed w/ pizza
And I go: no, TALL men don't use ladders!
Her mommy must think I am like so cool. I am writtibg this on RUbys iPhone an it is fixin' lots of my wordies for me, whoa!!!!
Here is a pickture of me eating a HOGIE and watxhibg the PENGUINS GAME, that means I is watching hokey if u is to dumb to know.
(whoa dumb has a b in it???????? Has I been saying it wrong all these years oh my god?)
Look at my keys dangling there that means I have a importnat life!!!!!
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