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Sun, Mar. 14th, 2010, 05:53 pm

OH SHIT U GUYZ my frenz bill and jessiee comed to my house last week on there way back from sow romantical place called the Poke-In-Noze. They brang us FUDGE and I was like oh yummy but then they started talkin bout how swell marrige is and I'm like great now RUby is gonna wanna do that next but I will just told her that poeple in our state can't be getin nuptialized until they join a SWINGERS club duh.

I did not get to say buhbye to them the next day cuz I was at my big boy job. That made me feel sad cuz they think I am sum Faygo hotshot an I think bill some times looks at me in a gay-luv way. I am ok with that, speshully since hot naybor Chris has not been outside much lately.

Anyway I come home that day and there was a NOTE that jessyeee wrote and she even drewed a pickture of me, u guyz! And she writ nice things about my hair and how fantastik it is & I am like, finally. Sumeone sees my hair as a status simbull, just like that hair magazine I stoled from my mommys salon in 1974 said.

I like rilly Like my hair. I like my other hairs to. Maybe I will walk around with no pants on ok.

Today we went to RUBYS mommys house so I could FIX STUFF with my BARE HANDS. ok I used tools but I got to pretend I was a electrician like it was Halloween or some shit.

RuBy tried to belittle me for using a ladderr to fix her mommys light fixture. She goes: real men don't use ladders, and then laffed while her fat face was stuffed w/ pizza

And I go: no, TALL men don't use ladders!

Her mommy must think I am like so cool. I am writtibg this on RUbys iPhone an it is fixin' lots of my wordies for me, whoa!!!!

Here is a pickture of me eating a HOGIE and watxhibg the PENGUINS GAME, that means I is watching hokey if u is to dumb to know.
(whoa dumb has a b in it???????? Has I been saying it wrong all these years oh my god?)

Look at my keys dangling there that means I have a importnat life!!!!!

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Sun, Mar. 14th, 2010 10:27 pm (UTC)
stutts

Don't worry Hoov, spring is on its way, and I'm sure before you know it Chris will be out mowing the lawn and barbecuing in tight jeans and an old soft t-shirt that accentuates his nipples just so.

Sat, Mar. 20th, 2010 01:14 pm (UTC)
gravedirt

I live for these posts. THANK YOU.