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Tue, Mar. 2nd, 2010, 12:01 pm
i have a fans

oh shit u guyz!!! i am totly famous now.

some broad told RUBY that she been readin' her dum blog now for a few mths and then one day she seen me at the FLEE MARKIT an' she said she been freakin' out that she seen ME, can u ever rilly beleive that shit?

at first i was like "hecks yeah i am the shit, these broads should be droppin' dooces in there panties all the time, they be seein' me" but then I was like "oh my gosh i wonder what i was looking like that day????"

i mean, prolly that fucking KID was with me. he really distracts from my pretty hair and perfect face hair, u guyz. and then i be thinkin "could she be seein' the outline of my weener thru my pants and if so, did her eyeballs do that aOOOOOOHga thing like in cartoons???"

but then that broad added RUby (she has to get involved in everything) on that facebook contraption and ruBY was quik to point out that she is a lesbo.

dammit.

she prolly didn't look at my weener at all then.

And then we watched that olpmpicpic hokcey game on SUNday. it was team USA vs team CANDA in case u missed that. i was trying to root for my cuntry since i been servin' it and all, but secretly i was glad CANDA won cuz i was hopin' NICKLEBAK would come out on the ice and play some AWESOME MUSIC.

i been playin' lots of online poker laterly.

Tue, Mar. 2nd, 2010 09:41 pm (UTC)
leota

Did you watch the closing ceremonies Henry? NICLKEBACK played a song and so did AVIRL LAVEEEN!! I bet Ruby likes Avirl cos she wears eyeliner and shit.

How did that woman stop herself from jumping on you and running her cougar claws through your luscious locks? She must have been too nervous being around someone so sexy and famous!

Wed, Mar. 10th, 2010 06:26 pm (UTC)
gravedirt

There are many other hot people who play online poker!!