Oh shit yinz guys I has joined facebooks!!!!! Well rilly I have been on there for like 4mths but kept it hidden from RUby because she can ruin a good thing. But then my son BLAKE (my fave) told me I should I be usin it cuz maybe I can find some old broads I used to bang.
So far I has found some doods I knewed in THW SERVICE!!! I sent one a message and was like 'hay member that night I got my weener stuck in that glory hole" and he reminded me it was actually a fishermans asshole. And now it is not so much a funny memry.
But aside from being forced to connect publickly with RUBy, facebookz is so cool I can fillk out surveys so evryone knos what my first car was and I has been flinging foods at people to!!!!! I has not joined the MAFIA but that is next on my list and then I is going to start a farm and try to grow porn.
If u want to be my friend on there that would be so kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I is HENRY ROBBINS from PITTSBURGH.
And this is for REAL not like the fake myspace rubY made for me.
I am hopin to find the gril I roller skated with to AFTERNOON DELIGHT.