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teh worst thing ever happened to me on Saturday nite and you all are not even gonna beleive it but it is TRUE ok??

So RUby will some times only have the sex with me if we is watching PR0N cuz i mean rilly, has you seen me?? can u blame her?

usualy i will be downloading it cuz i am rilly good with computer things but on SATurday i was cumming home from gosiping with my mommy when i past this little video shop called house of videos. i was like 'wow i bet theys have a big pron room in the back' i sez to myself. 

so i pull over and go in and ask "hey where is the ADULT movies??" i used my deep profesioanl voice so that i would not look like a perv but more like a man who is passionate about FILM of all sorts.

i was rite -- their was a whole room just for the pr0n!!!!!!!! i got nervis tho cuz rUBy is very partikuler about the pr0n we watch and they had A LOT to chose from. there was a big man sittin at the counter and i tried to act all cool like i be doing this all the time (it has been a long time tho, even tho i used to hang in these places all the time, some times just readin the boxes if i did not have the money to rent. this is how i spent prom nite to when i could not find a date!!!). 

so i ask him "yo sup bro? how much to rent?" and then i was like "shit i do not have no cash on me" after the dude told me how much. so i was like "ill be back" and when i went to turn around, i knocked over a whole entire wall of VIDEOS like i was some perv who was in a hurry!

i cut my hand all up look u guys!!



then i had to sit there and pick up all the videos and the guy was just sittin there lookin at me like i was some kind of creep!!!!

i ran out of there!!!!

but i figured i better go back like i said i would so maybe it would make me look better. i called Ruby when i was going to the ATM machine to see what kind of pronografee she wanted.

i am sorry but i was NOT going to go back there and ask for CLOWN sex*** so i told her she would just have to be happy withwhatever i picked. GOD!!

when i went back, i randimly grabbed a DVD that had three movies from the seventies cuz i bet that RUby would like that since she rilly likes looking at old picktures of me from that time when i used to ware bitchin adidas shirts and RILLY BIG GLASSES. plus, my hairstyle looks just like it did back then because i am so hip!!

that dude took my drivers lisense and went outside with it and kept sayin "this aint be lookin like u" and i RILLY felt like a prevert then!! it is so me i promise!!!!!! he prolly thought i aint never rented the pron before.

then i came home and ruBY was all "what did you get what is it" and i told her it did not matter what it was, that she was gonna sit her ass down and enjoy it cuz i embrassed myself so bad trying to rent it!!!!!

today we was sitting on teh couch and RUby poked my porn wound which reminded me that SHIT i had to return it! i am so afraid of that dude now.

so i went and returned it.

*** ruBY rilly wants this so if u got the hook up plz tell me!!!